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Trevoke · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:03 am Post subject: WTB sense of humor

Mine is lacking and I need a shiny one for the new Grummies since no one seems to want to get the show underway.
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Ack! · Crazy Typist Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 996 Location: Work

*Opens a large leather bag, and begins to rummage through it, first producing small vials, and working his way up to severed limbs, and whole animals...*

Let's see, let's see here....hmmm...

*Continues rummaging for a moment, then pulls out a flask filled with a shimmering liquid*

Ah HAH! Here it is! Scents of Humor!
Your first whiff is free, after that, we draw up a contract...
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Zathyr · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:27 am Post subject:

Hmm. May I?

*sniff sniff*

Smells funny.
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Wombatrain · I want er Joined: 18 Jan 2003 Posts: 8193

May I ...

*sniffs vial*

Hmmm.

*sniffs Trevoke*

yoinks!

I'll take the smelly vial please bob.
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Trevoke · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:09 am Post subject:

*frowns*
I think the product has been compromised.
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Ack! · Crazy Typist Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 996 Location: Work

*Grimaces for a moment, then produces a rolled up parchment nearly 1/4 a fathom long*

Well, there's quite a waiting list for a fresh batch.
If you'd like, I can put you on it, and get back to you as soon as I have your delivery.

Otherwise, this is what I have at the moment.
You can take your free sniff, and I'll give you a slight break on 5 subsequent uses, since you feel the product may not be up to snuff.
If you return for further use after that, I consider the product to be of sufficient quality to constitute a full charge.

Your call...
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Fenrir · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:34 pm Post subject:

Why should you go completely off-character for the sake of it. Just be yourself. Some people are really born that way and if they try to force themselves to be different, very creepy things happen.

Of course I'm not saying that you are not f... well... um. Hubawah!

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Ack! · Crazy Typist Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 996 Location: Work

*Glances over to the nearby rotting pony corpse. It seems to be muttering something to itself.
After trying for a moment to make sense of it all, Ack! turns his attention back to his business transaction.
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Trevoke · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:45 am Post subject:

nozo · Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:54 pm Post subject:

do you have a money back guarantee or at least a 1-2 year warranty lets say if my sense of humor is slightly broken or flawed?

do you do repairs or do you provide a completely new vial. are there upgrades you send out periodically or would i have to subscribe to some sort of gold member package?

if you send me a pamphlet on your product id be a happy camper.

also if you could forward a MSDS report id be much appreciated.
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Ack! · Crazy Typist Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 996 Location: Work

Well, well...the fresh stuff is ready for distributing.
Get in line folks!

Trev, I've got some set aside for you, but should I run out before you get back, it's as good as gone.

WHO'S FIRST?!
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ct16k · Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:21 am Post subject:

U u u... Can I get some?

LE: Please! Smile

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Demento · Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:25 am Post subject:

Grummies, huh....

>.> This is my scheming face.
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Ack! · Crazy Typist Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 996 Location: Work

Alrighty, don't go all giggly on me now...
*Pulls out some product and a little white card*

I'm required by the Knoram Exotic Foods Act, sub section 101, to inform you that you should not exceed 2 doses per day, and to avoid operating heavy machinery, handling sharp objects, playing with children and small animals, eating potatoes, saying "boobies!", swimming, and other strenuous exercise, as it may result in uncontrolled laughter, hiccups, general giddiness, and erections lasting more than 4 hours.

That'll be 10G.
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Ajriaz Skaya · Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:52 am Post subject:

What's wrong with boobies and long lasting erections ? Peer

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I meas as long as boobies are on a woman and erection on a man ?
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