Progress Quest

[Sad but true]

She stood there, direct anger in her eyes. Before I could move, she whipped off cone of annoyance, connecting squarely. I reeled, annoyed. Then a Big Sister/Slime Finger combo, followed by curse name. I knew I was almost done for. Time to take stock. Hmmm, run for it my cowardice side screamed.

Dropped a revolting cloud, and a quick hastiness. None too soon either. Bamm, sadness got me.

GO! my shit-scared side yelled. Nonplus, Good move, Whack! She stood in shock. Didn't think it was in me. I was almost there - flipped a Mulligan, and I was gone.

Clever fellow healed the wounds. I was free. Or at least very reasonably priced...
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but I'm fvcked if I remember eating that!
- Kevin Bloody Wilson